Hallucinogenic berries, not religious experience, likely caused the strange behavior of a monk who was discovered stumbling naked through a German forest on the sixth of September. Police found the man cold and disoriented and took him to the hospital.
Apparently the monk had eaten poisonous berries (probably from the Deadly Nightshade plant) while camping. The berries reportedly gave him hallucinations and partial paralysis, preventing him from finding his way back to his tent.
A police spokesperson said, "It wasn't clear why he wound up naked."
Oh, dear! (the photograph)
ReplyDeleteI do feel sorry for the poor monk!
But what about the terrible pun in the title?
DeleteYes, that is a terrible pun, but then I haven't had my coffee yet. It might be funnier in half an hour.
DeleteTo be honest I'm not after laughter from you. Just your acknowledgement of my amazing word play abilities :-)
DeleteBerry good sir.
DeleteThank you, Deacon Charlie. You've made an ageing punner very happing.
DeleteHail Berry!
ReplyDeleteWonderfully clever, MadPriest! :-)
ReplyDeleteOoh! Thank you.
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