Thursday, 29 July 2010

CHIN WAGGING TRANSSEXUALS FACE
FURTHER DISCRIMINATION IN INDONESIA

From THE NEW YORK TIMES:


Indonesia’s highest Islamic authority has followed up a series of contentious edicts with a new one barring Muslims from watching television gossip shows or having sex-change operations. The authority, the Indonesian Ulema Council, said gossip shows about the intimate details of people’s private lives — a popular genre on Indonesian television — were immoral and threatened society.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

For a well written, interesting and informative article on inequalities within the LGBT community in an enlightened South Africa go to THE NEW YORK TIMES.

THE SOPPY SHEILA SELECTION

Today's "Go To Church!" special has been submitted 
by Mark from Yale for the spiritual edification of us all .



Do I hear a Howlelujah?

THE MUG OF CHRIST ON A MUG

From IOL (South Africa):



A 48-year-old man, who asked not to be named or photographed, says that he found an image of Jesus on the cross on his favourite steel cup a year ago. And now, a year later to the day, Jesus' image has appeared on a second mug after he drank a cup of coffee.

On the evening before the first sighting, the man says he had just finished watching a religious documentary on TV and had given an ultimatum to God while sipping tea from his favourite mug.

"I had switched the television off and I said: 'Give me a sign, show me something, I know I am arrogant.' Then I said: 'Talk to me, show me' and then I went to sleep."

The next morning, the man says he woke up and noticed the strange image as he went to wash his mug.

On a second occasion this year, the man says Jesus' face appeared on a white coffee mug.

Now the man says he is desperately searching for answers from all religious sectors and experts.
"I know I have a soul which I cherish and I know I must be careful of what I say. I plead with anyone to examine the mugs and explain how the pictures were formed," he says.

Father Mike Williams, an Anglican Catholic Priest in Lansdowne, has come out to support the man's claims.

"He brought me the mug and it was a picture I have been seeing since I was a little boy," he says.

Father Mike says he has no doubt God chose the man for a reason.

"I personally find that he [the man] is neither mentally deranged nor spiritually impaired."
The man says the images have changed him from a non-believer into someone moving closer to God every day," stated the clergyman.

The man who found the two images says, "I am not a Christian, and I've never read the Bible. But I have started moving closer to God every day."


COMMENT: OCICBW... never disses visions unless money is made from them (so that's Lourdes out of the running).

THOSE FOULMOUTHED SWEDES

From THE LOCAL (Sweden):

The Church of Sweden is being asked to introduce football-style penalties for swearing, after last year’s meeting of the church’s governing body was marred by foul language.

Two members of the church’s Synod have proposed the move after an outbreak of foul language last year’s annual ecclesiastical meeting. Football trainers, they point out, face fines of 500 kronor if they swear on the pitch.

“It is tempting to compare how language, behaviour and restraint are handled in sport, which seems to have come a lot further than the Synod,” the motion reads. The Synod will now be asked to vote on the move when it meets in Uppsala at the end of September.


COMMENT: Oh, no! Not fecking Uppsala again?

VICTORIA DE CATALUÑA

From TYPICALLY SPANISH:

The Cataluña Parliament has voted to ban bullfighting in the region by 68 votes in favour, 55 against and with nine abstentions. The prohibition comes into effect on January 1 2012. The vote came as a result of the People’s Legislative Initiative, promoted by the Plataforma Prou, which gathered the signatures of 180,000 citizens to force the popular vote.

Mireya Barbeito, President of the anti-bullfighting party, PACMA, has said that ‘Nobody would cause pain to a bull for fun, except a sadist’, while top bullfighter José Tomás, one of the few capable of filling the Monumental bullring in Barcelona, has said that the Catalan Parliament owes the bullfighters an apology.

Figures show that the number of bullfights is in decline, and attendances are down, but still 28 bulls are killed every day in bullfights and in other fiestas which use the animals.

Cataluña is the second autonomous region of Spain to ban the ‘National Fiesta’ following a decision taken on the Canaries in 1991.


CAPTION COMPETITION

The photograph below is of three babelicious lesbians at a flash mob event organised by STOCKHOLM PRIDE. What it really needs is an apt caption from out of the warped, creative genius of OCICBW...'s readers' minds. So, off you go, then!

GERMANY 0 : SWEDEN 1
SWEDEN GO THROUGH TO THE NEXT ROUND
OF THE KINGDOM OF GOD CUP

From THE LOCAL (Germany):

David Berger, 42, a grammar school teacher and expert on the influential medieval philosopher Thomas Aquinas, told the daily Frankfurter Rundschau in April that he was a homosexual. Now, the same paper has reported that the academy head, who is a member of the ultra-conservative Church group Opus Dei, has banned him from teaching at the academy.

Berger’s position on “a point of Church teaching” made it impossible for him to continue, academy president Lluis Clavell wrote in a letter of dismissal. Clavell wrote that he had learnt of Berger’s admission with “deep pain” and dismay.

When Berger came out in April, he accused the Catholic Church of having a “hypocritical, bigoted” position on homosexuality, and complained of a “growth in the homophobic tendencies within Catholicism.”


COMMENT: Ultra-conservative?
I think the phrase "bleeding fascist" would be more exact in this instance.

Thank God for the Swedes...

From THE LOCAL (Sweden):

Transgender people need more protection, the Liberal Party has announced, adding it proposes that the hate crime law be clarified so that it is clear that it also applies to this group,

"It is always important that the law be as specific as possible," Integration and Gender Equality Minister Nyamko Sabuni told Ekot. "It is also important to note that there is a group in our society who are neither bi- nor homosexual, but have a different gender identity than the one we believe that they have."

The Swedish Federation for Lesbian Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Rights (Riksförbundet för homosexuellas, bisexuellas och transpersoners rättigheter, RFSL) has long demanded that transgendered people, or people with other gender identities, should be mentioned in hate crime law.

"We fear that transgender people fall through the cracks because the individual courts are not as familiar with the law's preparatory work and miss that the section on hate crimes can be used for transgender people," said RFSL chairwoman Ulrika Westerlund.




Dr. Lluis Clavell
PHOBE
OF
THE
DAY

TAKE THAT, FACEBOOKERS AND TWITTERERS!

Stolen from THE VERNACULAR CURATE.

POPE CLAIMS JESUS COULD ONLY
FORM FRIENDSHIPS WITH MEN

British advocacy group We Are Church claims Pope Benedict highlighted only male disciples his new children's book, The Friends of Jesus, saying it implied women are second-class citizens in the Christian religion.

Pope Benedict XVI is described by the Vatican Information Service as the author of the 48-page book about Jesus's 14 friends who are listed as Peter, his brother Andrew, James the older, John, Thomas, Matthew, Philip, Bartholomew, James the younger, Simon, Judas Thaddeus, Judas Iscariot, Matthias and Paul. No mention was made of Mary Magdalene or any other female friends of Jesus, the report said.

Valerie Stroud of the British Catholic organisation We Are Church, a support group for Catholics, said: "In giving children the idea that Jesus only favoured men, Pope Benedict sends a very strong message that women are second-class citizens in the Christian religion. This was never Jesus's intention. The Supreme Pontiff completely abandons the modern idea of equality within relationships."


Vatican spokesman Father Federico Lombardi said the book was put together by an editor but admitted that the Pope had sanctioned the use of his name on the cover.

GUEST COMMENT BY PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA:
Erm...? I would have thought that saying you wrote a book when you didn't, just so more people buy the book is just a little dodgy, ethically speaking.

GOD HATES KNEES

Tourists entering St Peter's Basilica have long been required to dress modestly, but from early this week the Swiss Guards – the Pope's private army – appeared to have extended the rules to the entire Vatican City State. They drew aside men in shorts (no surprise there) and women with uncovered shoulders and short skirts to tell them that they were not dressed properly.

Some of the female visitors bought shawls and scarves from nearby hawkers, while a few men had to wander off to the nearest shops to buy long trousers. Others were refused entry altogether, and accused the authorities of double standards.

"Given all the scandals the Church has been involved in, what possible right can it have to be preaching about the morality of sleeveless dresses?" said one woman in her seventies, identified only as Maria.

The tough dress code also applied to Romans using the Vatican's pharmacy, supermarket and post office.

EPISCOPAL SUPERHEROES AND VILLAINS

All the following comic book and cartoon characters have been outed in plots as being of the Anglican persuasion. 


For the religious 
affiliation of over 
22800 other characters 
check out the
COMIC BOOK RELIGION 
website.



Invisible Woman (Susan Storm Richards) MARVEL
Batman (Bruce Wayne) DC
Human Torch (Johnny Storm) MARVEL
The Beast (Hank McCoy) MARVEL
Phoenix (Jean Grey) MARVEL
Alfred Pennyworth DC
Angel (Warren Worthington III) MARVEL
Lex Luthor (lapsed) DC
Edwin Jarvis MARVEL
Franklin Richards MARVEL
Psylocke (Betsy Braddock) MARVEL & MARVEL UK
Elizabeth Braddock MARVEL UK
Chamber (Jonothon Starsmore) MARVEL
Pilot of the Future (Dan Dare) EAGLE
Ebenezer Scrooge MARVEL
The Squire (Percy Sheldrake) DC
Jamie Braddock (nominal) MARVEL & MARVEL UK
Captain Britain (Brian Braddock) MARVEL & MARVEL UK
Vixen (Mari Jiwe McCabe) (lapsed) DC
Saturn Girl (Imra Ardeen) (but might be Catholic) DC
Cassidy (Proinsias Cassidy) (lapsed) DC & VERTIGO
American Dad (Stan Smith) FOX
Dash (Dashiell Robert Parr) DISNEY-PIXAR
Elastigirl (Helen Parr) DISNEY-PIXAR
Whitney Fordman WB
Mr. Incredible (Bob Parr) DISNEY-PIXAR
Foggy, Candace & Edward Nelson MARVEL
Valeria Richards MARVEL
General Ryker MARVEL
Shrinking Violet (Violet Parr) DISNEY-PIXAR
Francine & Steve Smith
Dr. Franklin Storm MARVEL
Dr. Thomas Wayne DC
Marvel Girl (went on to found Askani religion) MARVEL
Gideon Turkel MARVEL
Hush (Tommy Elliot) (lapsed) DC
Hayley Smith (lapsed) FOX
The Hound (Laurence Lomax) (lapsed) AMERICA'S BEST COMICS
Owlman (Thomas Wayne Jr.) (lapsed) DC
The Cannon (Reverend Bagsy Hawsley) DC
>Reverend Earl James DC
Pastor Liam MARVEL
John Maddox MARVEL
Reverend Jackson Tolliver MARVEL
Father Donovan FOX
The Crusader (Perseus Ablemarle) MARVEL UK
Multiple Man (Jamie Madrox) (and Buddhist) MARVEL
Pocahontas (Matoaka) (convert) DISNEY
Henrietta Hunter MARVEL

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

THE SOPPY SHEILA SELECTION

Today's bit of animal soppiness was sent in to
MadPriest Towers by the world's soppiest Viking.


The reason a dog has so many friends is 
that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

COMMENT: Which explains why KJ is so popular.

POPE'S LACK OF POPULARITY IN UK
STILL A COMPLETE MYSTERY

From EWTN:

On the eve of President Benigno Aquino III’s first state of the nation address, the Philippine bishops issued a pastoral exhortation denouncing legislative proposals on sex education and population control.

Noting that President Aquino campaigned against corruption, the bishops stated that “real corruption is moral and spiritual corruption."

“The failures rates of contraceptives against sexually transmitted diseases are high,” the bishops added. “Oral contraceptive pills are classified as Group I carcinogenic.”

The bishops also discussed the abortifacient nature of some contraceptives.

Like its predecessor the main purpose of House Bill 96 is to make barren what is by nature fruitful and generative of human life. It promotes contraceptive barriers, techniques, supplies, and services that control fertility as if it were a disease. Science has proven that some contraceptives render the mother’s womb inhospitable, thereby causing abortion. And abortion, as Pope John Paul II has cited in “Evangelium Vitae,” the Gospel of Life, was the instrument of the first systematic population control program by a dominant power on a poor slave population, as narrated in the book of Exodus (cf. Ex. 1: 8-22). Moreover the Constitution protects “the life of the mother and the life of the unborn from conception” (Art. II, Sec. 12). And conception is the moment of fertilization. At implantation the new life is already a seven-day old human being.

Objecting to the premises of population control, the bishops added:

Many people think that to reduce poverty it is necessary to control population. We would raise serious questions regarding this opinion. Does this opinion not have a certain bias against the poor? In population control are not the real targets the millions of poor families whose numbers must be reduced?


COMMENT: Well, yes, maybe. But that's because the rich are already cutting their birth rate to such a high extent that their countries are in danger of not having enough young people to care for their elderly. And to be exact, it's more a bias against those parts of the world that are in thrall to Roman Catholic and evangelical dogmatism and have remained impoverished because of it. Had good, Catholic, African men been encouraged, by their good, Catholic bishops to wear a rubber when shagging the local good, Catholic prostitutes, then African nations would have a lot less people dying of AIDS to spend their GNP on and a lot more fit and healthy workers to increase the GNP.

But the Roman Catholic bishops are fools unto themselves. Their insistence on claiming equivalence between oral contraception / abortion and barrier methods of contraception just makes them appear scientifically and morally inept. Although the Filipino bishops are spouting mostly exaggerated pseudo-science, there are good reasons for encouraging women to not use chemical contraception for anything other than medical and abortive reasons.  Personally, I think the risk of long term side effects from chemical contraception is greater than the risk of getting pregnant when barrier contraception is used correctly. And, ironically, it is the gay, male community that has demonstrated the safety that a little bit of rubber can afford.

ONE SMALL STEP FOR WOMAN

From GHANAWEB:

Obuasi, July 26, GNA - The Anglican Diocese of Kumasi has ordained its first woman priest of the Church, the Rev Mrs Priscilla Lovia Owusu-Asiedu.

She joined the priesthood alongside Rev Father Gilbert Dua Otuo-Acheampong, Rev Father Joseph Adarkwa-Yiadom Akowuah and Rev Father Augustine Kwasi Boateng Acheampong at an ordination service held at the Obuasi Saint Paul's Anglican Church.

The Right Rev Dr Daniel Yinkah Sarfo, the Diocesan Bishop who performed the ceremony, advised them to lead Godly lives to set good example to society.

COULD IT BE MAGIC?

From THE IRISH TIMES:

Madam, – Thank you for publishing Mary Condren’s excellent article “Latest Vatican document is final straw for women” (Opinion, July 26th). Sad to say, the same illogical attitudes still prevail among the traditionalists of the Church of England, although they were voted down in the recent debate on women bishops at the General Synod in York earlier this month.

On reading the Synod reports it struck me that the demand for “sacramental assurance” – the guarantee that the priest celebrating the Eucharist has not been ordained by a woman bishop, or even by a bishop originally ordained by a woman – is a demonstration of “magical thinking” at its most primitive, akin to ritual rain-making ceremonies and tribal rituals designed to control the uncontrollable.

While many of us occasionally indulge in magical thinking in small ways, if applied to serious issues it can become a major cause of injustice and handicap to general well-being.

As I understand it, magical thinking relies on perceived (but un-confirmable) causal links between desired events and the phenomena that appear normally to accompany or precede them. It assumes that, by ensuring that there is no change in the supposed link of cause and effect, we can ensure the desired result every time – in effect, we imagine we can control the action of God.

Perhaps this is what accounts for the popularity of St Vincent of Lerins’ questionable definition of Catholic faith “q uod ubique, quod semper, quod ab omnibus creditum es t” (what has been believed everywhere, always, by all people).

An obvious example of this way of “thinking” is the conviction that no woman can effectively celebrate the Eucharist, because to change the pattern of the celebrant having always been a man in days gone by is to change a significant variable of the mystery of the sacrament – which will mean that the “magic” won’t happen.

All we will have is what Cardinal Connell once notoriously called “a sham”!

Those who fall prey to this style of magical thinking in the 21st century may deserve our sympathy and even a degree of respect, given that a high level of anxiety and desire for control, of which they may not be aware, is probably at the root of the matter.

But no thinking person, however devout, should allow themselves to be persuaded that God limits his blessing, whether sacramental or not, to channels specifically opened up by a designated male.

Canon Ginnie Kennerley
Dalkey
Co Dublin


COMMENT: Oh, don't you just love it when really clever people put the boot in?

Canon Kennerley goes into more detail concerning "magical thinking" and the sacraments in a sermon she preached on 25th. July 2010. It is posted, in its entirety, on the CHRIST CHURCH CATHEDRAL, DUBLIN, website.

Tuesday, 27 July 2010

HEY! WHERE'S MADPRIEST'S GOLDEN HANDSHAKE?

This an accurate and up to date of the
Great Tony Hayward Pay Off Scandal.

From THE BBC:

Tony Hayward will be able to draw a pension of around £600,000 a year from the day he turns 55 in two years time. This is his contractual entitlement under the company's pension scheme.

Mr Hayward's pension pot had a transfer value on 31 December 2009 of £10.8m, and he had accrued a pension of £584,000 a year. The pension pot will be worth more than that by the time of his departure.

The terms of Mr Hayward's departure from BP have been agreed by the company's board. As he is not being sacked but is leaving by mutual agreement, the board feels it has to honour the terms of its contract with him. He will therefore receive a year's salary plus benefits. That's worth more than £1m.

He also retains a right to any bonus that's paid to senior executives this year and he will retain entitlement to shares under the long-term performance scheme, which - depending on BP's recovery over the coming years - could eventually be worth several million pounds

Mr Hayward is not severing his links with BP completely. He will become a non-executive member of BP's joint venture in Russia, TNK-BP (a part-time role) - largely because, I am told, his Russian contacts and knowledge are valuable.

ANOTHER GOOD MAN DONE GONE
THE MADPRIEST AL GOODMAN TRIBUTE

AL GOODMAN
BASS BARITONE
SOUL SINGER
BUSINESSMAN


MAY HE REST IN PEACE
AND RISE IN GLORY

Al Goodman, one-third of Ray, Goodman & Brown as well as the Moments, has died. Part of two of the most underrated soul groups of the past half century, Goodman provided the "bottom end" on hits such as "Special Lady" and "Take It To the Limit."

He was 63 years old.

Al's death is particularly sad as he was still performing and singing as well as ever. He was also a man with unquenchable enthusiasm for real soul music and he was always busy setting up projects that would bring the music and performers of the past to the attention of new audiences. He had an obvious ability to persuade people to join him in his ventures.

Above all, he loved the people who loved his music and would have never thought of letting them down. No doubt this contributed to his determination to keep on performing.

It is reported that he was in church on Sunday morning, just as he always was.

Here is a selection of his songs from the last 40 odd years. Lovers of sweet, soul harmony are going to enjoy this big time.

Love On A Two Way Street - The Moments
Nine Times - The Moments
Sho'Nuff Boogie - Sylvia And The Moments
I'm So Glad I Found You - Linda Jones And The Moments
Special Lady - Ray, Goodman And Brown
A Part Of You - Ray, Goodman And Brown
Heaven In The Rain - Ray, Goodman And Brown
I'm So Proud - Ray, Goodman And Brown
Side Show - Ray, Goodman And Brown
Feels So Good To Be Loved So Bad 
- Ray, Goodman And Brown



And here is a special something for JCF and David:



QUOTE OF THE DAY

“I have long supported the election of bishops. If the clergy and people of a diocese want a gay bishop they should be able to vote for one, in which case Jeffrey John would have been archbishop of Canterbury by now. There are not many men who combine his spiritual depth and insight. The way things are conducted now does not do the church any favours.”
(Labour MP, Chris Bryant, quoted by OBSERVER NEWS)

THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND IS BETTER THAN YOW

From the article, "I don’t want to find God to find a good school" by Pippa Crerar posted by THE LONDON EVENING STANDARD:

A few weeks ago I was asked to a friend's son's christening. “We haven't found God, just a really good church school” she scrawled across the bottom of the invitation. In days gone by I might have huffed and puffed about the hypocrisy of it all. But now I'm a parent myself and school admission is hovering on the horizon.

We share the dilemma faced by thousands of families across London. Our home is just about equidistant between a fairly average Church of England school and a local primary that has been in special measures for the past two years. The idealist in me says stand by your principles — I believe in community and the impact supportive parents can have on a school. The parent in me says: do whatever is best for your child's education.

But the choice, such as it is, also makes me cross. Why are so many inner London schools still so poor that parents feel they have to lie about religion, compromise their principles, or even — and most can't afford this option — move house to secure a half-decent place?

My husband and I keep telling ourselves that wherever our son ends up, our involvement with his education at home, at least at this stage, is just as important as his teachers' input at school. So for the time being we're sticking with the local school. It's either that or dust off my Sunday best.

COMMENT: This is a real problem for parents in England and has been for a long time. Successive governments have tried to balance the level of academic achievement between C. of E. and state schools, with very little success and where there has been change it has tended to be a negative convergence. Why C. of E. schools should be, on the whole, better at educating children than state schools is a question that many have attempted to answer, apparently without success. I don't believe teachers at state schools are any less gifted than teachers in church schools, and you get church schools in "rough" areas as frequently as you get state schools in such neighbourhoods. But even in the most problematic, inner city districts, church schools seem to do better than state schools. I have worked, in my priestly role, in both church and state schools and it certainly seems obvious to me, from my experience, that, if nothing else, teachers in church schools have more control over their pupils than state school teachers have over their charges, even comparing working class schools with middle class schools. In fact, going into schools where the pupils are the children of school teachers, doctors etc. can be like trying to take assembly in the middle of no man's land on the Somme during WWI (I find it's just the same with church congregations). Therefore, my guess is that it is down to the ethos of church schools compared to state schools. This guess is backed up by the fact that when you ask parents about their choice of school they put the discipline, safe environment and moral teaching of church schools at the top of their list of factors that influence them, even above academic considerations (although a Christian ethos and good academic results seem to go hand in hand more often than not). Of course, there are poor church schools and exceedingly good state schools (especially at primary level in rural locations). I am using very broad brushstrokes here.

When I was young the achievement of a school tended to depend on its demographic rather than any church affiliation. It seems that, over the intervening years, state schools have lost something that church schools have managed to maintain. Back when I was a kid, the secular moral framework was almost identical to the Anglican one. The same cannot be said of English society nowadays. I'm not talking about sex and stuff but of collective responsibility and altruism, nebulous things like those. One thing that is usually rammed home at church schools is that life is not just about personal enrichment but that it should also be about community. Of course, if you are teaching children such stuff you are not going to get them to take any notice of you unless you really believe and practice what you're preaching. So, perhaps teachers informed by a strong Christian ethic, or even just a Christian head teacher, do end up turning out "better" adults than teachers and head teachers who think there's nothing more to life than what humans make of it.

NOTE: Church schools in England (outside the private sector) are still overseen by the state authorities at local and national level. But the sponsoring church does have a lot of influence over the ethos and practices of the school via positions on the board of governors and the drawing up of codes of practice etc.

The Church of England doesn't tend to police the faith beliefs of the teachers at their schools although they will insist that their general moral outlook is in the Anglican ball park. This is not the same in most Roman Catholic, evangelical sponsored academies and the schools run by other faiths, where an insistence on membership of the relevant faith group, and the teaching of key doctrines of the particular faith involved, is often required of teachers. There was a lot of media attention in my local area a few years back when an academy sponsored by a rich, hardcore evangelical insisted that it's science teachers stated that the beginning of Genesis was an acceptable explanation of how we all got here. Yes, such things aren't just found in the Bible Belt of the United States - they even, occasionally, go down in boring, old England.

EASING OUR COLLECTIVE CONSCIENCE

From THE BBC:

The Church of England General Synod has added the name of Suffolk's anti-slavery campaigner, Thomas Clarkson, to the list of lesser festivals. He will be commemorated on 30 July along with another newbie, the African fighter for abolition, Olaudah Equiano and William Wilberforce who has been on the list for a while now.

Clarkson was born in Wisbech and later lived in Bury St Edmunds and Playford, where he lived on a 340 acre farm. He gathered much of the evidence for the campaign which led to the Abolition of the Slave Trade Act, 1807. His research included the creation of the iconic 'Brookes slave ship' diagram which was shown to Parliament.

During his campaigning, he was physically attacked by pro-slavery sailors in Liverpool who benefitted from the transport of people from Africa to the Americas via British ports.

"Thomas Clarkson certainly deserves his elevation. He was one of the instigators of the anti-slavery movement and a man who worked hard behind the scenes for the cause. He lived in the shadow of William Wilberforce and has been largely overlooked," said Canon Pauline Stentiford of Playford.



General Synod also added the following to the list of those saints of our past who are now to be officially commemorated by The Church of England:

18 Jan - Amy Carmichael, Founder of the Dohnavur Fellowship, spiritual writer.
24 Mar - Paul Couturier, Priest, Ecumenist, 1953.
24 Apr - The Seven Martyrs of the Melanesian Brotherhood, 2003.
12 May - Gregory Dix, Priest, Monk, Scholar, 1952.
3 Oct - George Bell, Bishop of Chichester, Ecumenist, Peacemaker, 1958.

COMMENT: I'm pleased to see that, although I obviously deserve the honour, my name has not yet been added to the list of lesser feasts and festivals. That means I'm still alive. It's always reassuring to have independent corroboration of that fact. If, for example, I went by the amount of support I am getting from my bishop at the moment I could easily jump to the conclusion that I had passed away a while ago and that I am existing in some sort of "Ghost Whisperer" scenario.

FEMALE JOURNALIST IN
"DOESN'T DIG THE POPE" MYSTERY

From the article "Why are the media so utterly hostile to the pope?" posted by THE CATHOLIC HERALD:

The sneering vitriol heaped upon the Holy Father and on Catholics in general by the English metropolitan elites in advance of the papal visit to Britain in September has been little short of staggering. We are well acquainted with the apparent incompetence that has characterised the organisation of the trip, but that doesn’t explain why so many in the press seem to be baying for the Pope’s blood.

Back in March, the Independent's eccentric columnist, Johann Hari, succeeded in convincing those already eager to believe that Pope Benedict XVI was personally culpable for covering up child abuse that “there must be something in it”. His piece was laced with distortions and misrepresentations. He wrote: “It is now an indisputable fact that the Catholic Church systematically covered up the rape of children across the globe, and knowingly, consciously put paedophiles in charge of more kids. Joseph Ratzinger – who claims to be “infallible” – was at the heart of this policy for decades.”

What many have suspected as a pernicious anti-Catholic bias at the Times was apparently confirmed when columnist Caitlin Moran tweeted that the Catholic Church “hate[s] women and fucks kids” to her 29,000 followers.

The BBC is planning a drama called The Pope on Trial, “a 90-minute drama which will take as its premise what would happen if the Pope were to go on trial for covering up sex abuse perpetrated by priests”.

And there are hints, most notably in Damian Thompson's latest piece for The Spectator, that the British media are storing up something particularly juicy to deploy as Pope Benedict XVI’s plane lands.

All of which begs the question: why?


COMMENT: Answers on a postcard to "The Catholic Herald," please. There's no point in trying to contact them via their web page. Their account has been suspended for some reason.


My goodness! Even the Internet is out to get him.

EDISHARMONY

From PRWEB:

Loving Links, the UK based adultery service is celebrating 15 years of business this summer. When the agency first started in 1995 it was considered as 'outrageous'. The tabloid press were up in arms at this blatant attack on middle class morality. David Miller who created the service was even condemned by the Church of England and vilified by the highly conservative 'Daily Mail'. Now 15 years on the subject has gained perspective as the internet is littered with hundreds of 'married dating' sites openly promoting infidelity.

As a pioneer of the 'adultery' sector David Miller is philosophical on how things have changed and not neccesarily for the better. "When I started loving links it was never intended to be part of the sex industry. It was genuinely for men and women who found themselves trapped in celibate marriages, we have kept to our original plan but the sex industry has clouded the water and changed the market."

The loving links site has a more grown up feel to it than many of the newer more provacative offerings. For one thing, loving links has a real support community who communicate through the site's forum. "The forum" says Miller " helps users to realise that they are not alone and that thousands of other nice normal people have the same relationship difficulties that they do." Members of the forum even hold regular get-togethers at restaurants and clubs throughout the UK. This emphasis on developing relationships is in sharp contrast to many of the 'adult dating' sites who encourage the belief that affairs are something that can be 'instantly downloaded' like an I-Tune or a book from Amazon.

"Real affairs are not like that" says Miller "they have be worked on and developed like any other human relationship, to suggest otherwise is frankly delusional." The site also has a blog where Miller comments on relationship issues as well as a daily news feed from a team of specialist journalists.


BLOG NOTICE

Friends of Larry AKA Renz who have not checked into CHIN WAG for a couple of days, should do so.

Monday, 26 July 2010

AT LONG LAST HE'S FINALLY GOTTEN ROUND TO IT

Due to a bereavement, a bad day in Scotland and a dog show, I have been extremely slow in getting round to posting your responses to my WHAT DID THE 1980S EVER DO FOR US? challenge. But, at last, here is the first batch of suggestions. Oh, and by the way, please do continue to send in your ideas. If nothing else, it gives a poor, unemployed Anglican priest something to do.



Unfortunately I only have one album each by the two groups
Nota Bene recommends - Ultravox's first album from 1976
and Japan's compilation album, "Assemblage" But here are
three tracks off each of them for your proto-new romantic
listening pleasure.



PURCHASE VIA MADPRIEST'S AMAZON STORE

ROWAN WILLIAMS CONTINUES TO ALTER ANGLICAN STRUCTURES TO SUIT HIS OWN CENTRALISING GOALS

From the Standing Committee
of the Anglican Consultative Council:


A proposal from Dato' Stanley Isaacs that The Episcopal Church be separated from the Communion led to a discussion in which Committee members acknowledged the anxieties felt in parts of the Communion about sexuality issues. Nevertheless, the overwhelming opinion was that separation would inhibit dialogue on this and other issues among Communion Provinces, dioceses and individuals and would therefore be unhelpful. The proposal was not passed, and the group agreed to defer further discussion until progress on Continuing Indaba project had been considered.

Revd Canon Kenneth Kearon noted that the credibility of the Primates' Meeting and the ACC was being openly questioned by some and this criticism was increasingly focused on the Standing Committee itself. Chair Bp James Tengatenga stressed it was important for everyone to remember that ACC members were elected and sent by their own Provinces and Synods and represented a very wide spectrum of views across the world. Vice Chair Canon Elizabeth Paver said the Committee needed to respond to criticisms "positively and robustly", welcomed the appointment of the ACO's new Director for Communications and said that improved communication and openness would promote trust and better understanding of the work of the Instruments.

Archbishop Rowan Williams questioned whether the ACC's committee structure was appropriate for this new century. He said questions needed asking about whether revised Instrument structures were required to better foster the relationship-building parts of the Communion's life, "so when it comes to looking at the complex questions of the Communion we have a better foundation upon which to build."

Later in the meeting, the Committee asked a small group of Standing Committee members to prepare a proposal for ACC-15 on undertaking a strategic review and planning process relating to ACC membership and meetings and Standing Committee structure and operation.

Primates on the Standing Committee:

After extensive discussion on the Primates' Meeting 2009 request to increase its Standing Committee membership from five to eight, the Standing Committee:

1.noted the request from the Primates' Meeting 2009 to increase from 5 to 8 the number of Primates on the Standing Committee

2.affirmed that the proper body to make a decision about this request is the ACC

3.without expressing a view for or against the request asked the Legal Adviser to draft constitutional changes to implement the following structure for the Standing Committee for consideration at the next Standing Committee meeting and eventually by ACC-15: The President, the Chairperson, the Vice-chairperson, 8 Primates, 8 other Trustee-members (non-Primates)

4.requested the Finance and Administration Committee to advise on the financial implications of this proposal.


COMMENT:
It's all very sinister, in deed
- unless you happen to be:

a) A primate of the Anglican Communion (excluding TEC).

b) In total agreement with the Grand Tufti on everything
that he personally wants.

COMPETITION TIME:

Here are four, seemingly identical photographs. Can you spot the differences? Because, for the life of me, I can't.

THE SOPPY SHEILA SELECTION

A huge thank you to Jay Simser for sending the link to this video in to MadPriest Towers. I expect most of my American friends will have seen this many times before. But I had never seen it and it made me blub like a girlie.

LET OUR PEOPLE GO!

From ALJAZEERA.NET:

Catholic church leaders have urged Chile's president to pardon military officers jailed for abuses committed during the bloody military rule of General Augusto Pinochet as an act of clemency to mark Chile's celebrations of 200 years of independence. The church's proposed amnesty would apply to prisoners who are sick, older than 70 or those who have served half their sentence. It could mean immediate release or reduced sentences.

"Let's not forget they didn't all share equal responsibility in the crimes that were committed. Proper reflection must distinguish between ... the level of responsibility each one had, the level of freedom they worked under, the humanitarian gestures they made and the repentance they have shown for their crimes," the Chilean Bishops' Conference said in the proposal presented to Sebastian Pinera, the Chilean president, on Wednesday.

But the church's call has angered many of the friends and relatives of those kidnapped and killed under military rule. Outside the presidential palace in Santiago, Chile's capital, hundreds of people held photographs of dead or missing relatives.

The church "is turning its back on the victims [of the dictatorship]. When you speak of mercy you have to see both sides of the coin. There are many older ladies here who are still waiting to know what happened to their loved ones," stated Lorena Pizarro, the president of the Relatives of Missing Detainees Association.


DANIEL WEIR'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Christian faith, if is true to the witness of Scripture, is faith in a human person, Jesus of Nazareth. This is the person whom I trust, the one in whom I believe God has been revealed fully. This is the one who, far from being experienced by his disciples as all-powerful, was content to be weak and humiliated out of love for us. This is the one whose humanity we deny at our peril.

I highly recommend that you go read the full post at Daniel's blog, THE THIN TRADITION.

INGRAVE VICAR FAILS BISHOP OF SABONGIDDA TEST
(SEE "MORONS NEED NOT APPLY" BELOW)

From TOTAL ESSEX:

Leading clergy in Brentwood have warned the ordination of female bishops threatens to split the unity of the Church.

One such traditionalist is the vicar of Ingrave, the Rev Paul Hamilton, who insists his views were by no way sexist but instead theological.

While Mr Hamilton strongly believes in equality, he said: "The key to traditionalists is the fact we call God father and because Jesus was a man. The priest is pointing to Jesus, so the masculinity of priests is as symbolically important as there being bread and wine at communion rather than lemonade and biscuits."


COMMENT: Oh dear. And this man is in charge of stuff?

DON'T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME ELLIE

TAKE THE ROWAN WILLIAMS CHALLENGE

Are you made of the stuff that grand tuftis are made of?

Don't know?

Well test yourself by giving the readers of OCICBW... a good reason why the following, taken from the minutes of a recent meeting of The Anglican Consultative Council Standing Committee, is not a load of bollocks:

There was an opportunity for members of the Committee to express their views and ask questions about the decision to remove or alter the status of members from one province serving on the Anglican Communion’s ecumenical dialogues and IASCUFO. The Archbishop of Canterbury and Secretary General Kenneth Kearon explained the rationale behind this decision. In particular the Committee was assured that the Archbishop had not acted unilaterally but with the support of the Secretary General of the Anglican Communion; that they had acted within their powers; and that the action had not been punitive in intention. Rather it had been taken—following the breaking of the agreed moratoria—in response to the needs of the Communion in respect to ecumenical dialogues and faith and order bodies. Committee members were told that other Provinces were under consideration.

In particular, you must show how...

".. the action had not been punitive in intention. Rather it had been taken—following the breaking of the agreed moratoria..."

... makes any sense, whatsoever.

Good luck, And remember to speak very slowly through your beard, with your head tipped slightly forward in pensive fashion, so that us mere mortals can appreciate how clever you are.

MORONS NEED NOT APPLY

From ALLAFRICA.COM:

The Anglican Bishop of Sabongidda (Nigeria), the Right Rev. Professor John Akao, has advocated a compulsory political debate for all persons aspiring to elective offices at different levels in the country. The Bishop explained that potential leaders should be made to face the people through the mass media for the electorate to have a peep into their intellectual sanity and soundness of their manifestoes, adding that the people must not in the name of a political party vote for a "political moron or an inarticulate party loyalist"

COMMENT: What a silly idea. If every nation adopted the policy of keeping "morons" out of high office we would never get the chance to enjoy the retarded eloquence of world leaders like George W. And, to be honest, Bishop Akao ought to be careful what he wishes for. What if the Anglican Church in Nigeria were to adopt such a policy? Where would he be then?

A GLIMPSE OF THE KINGDOM

Our...

BRICK OF THE DAY

... today is the Orthodox priest in a recent post by Daniel Greeson on his blog PAIDEIA.

Here is a man who knew exactly what Jesus would have done and he did it damning the consequences. You know, I doubt if a single member of that congregation even thought about complaining to the bishop. Unlike the so-called "orthodox" of Anglicanism, who would have been straight on the phone to their local right reverendness venting their pharisaical disgust.

A big thank you to Daniel for bringing this story to us and for doing it in such eloquent prose.

And a thank you to TheraP for forwarding the link to MadTowers.

TWITS ON TWITTER

The name of the site says it all...


Thanks to Ann for forwarding this to MadPriest Towers.

DON'T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME EL PADRE


There's been a load of compromising
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shining on me...




Thom Yorke sings Larry Weiss

Sunday, 25 July 2010

THE SOPPY SHEILA SELECTION AND EXCUSE

So, it's quarter to six on Saturday morning and Mrs MadPriest wakes me up to say that she's decided to go to the two day dog (obedience) show that the night before she had said that she wasn't going to and... I was going with her. As the show was two hours away and as our caravan is stored half an hour away in the opposite direction to the show and as she had to book into the show by nine o'clock I didn't even have the time to switch the computer on to click through your comments from that morning.

Anyway, that is the excuse. The Soppy Sheila bit is this photograph of Mrs MadPriest and Delphi having come third in their class today. Considering all the sad stuff of late this is about the best thing that could have happened really - well, other than coming first or second, of course.


Mrs MP is the good looking woman in the middle of the photo
next to Delphi, the good looking dog.