THEMETHATISME has kindly sent me the following news story. I'm going for it. It strikes me that if I can put up with you ne'erdowells for five years a few demons from hell won't be any problem for me in the slightest.
Overwhelmed with requests for exorcists, U.S. Roman Catholic bishops held a special training workshop in Baltimore last weekend to teach clerics the esoteric rite. The church signed up 56 bishops and 66 priests for the two-day workshop seeking to boost the small group of just five or six American exorcists that the church currently has on its books.
Catholic Church law stipulates that only properly trained priests can perform the rite - and then only with the permission of their bishops. Possible signs of demonic possession include scratching, cutting, biting of the skin; profound displays of strength; and a strong or violent reaction to holy water.
COMMENT: ". . . a strong or violent reaction to holy water."
Just as I have always thought - those ultra-Calvinists in our midst, like the members of Reform in England, are just a bunch of satanists.