I expect most of you have already taken your summer vacation (with the exception of Americans without jobs and those silly Australians who insist on having their summer at completely the wrong time of year). But if you are still to leave on your travels you will, no doubt, be agonising at the moment over which book to take along with you for your poolside reading.
Torment yourself with indecision no longer! Ellie Findlay, literary editor of "The Evangelical Bollocks Review," has emailed me to bring to my attention a book, highly suitable, and most necessary, for the readers of this blog. That is should occupy that space in your suitcase normally reserved for potboilers, soft porn romances and Dan Brown novels, would go without saying if I hadn't already said it.
I have posted above the details of this life-changing opus as they are listed on the UK AMAZON site. However, for a proper appreciation of this book you simply must visit the US AMAZON site and read the comments etc.
At £41.79 (or $135.00 in the US) this book may appear at first to be slightly overpriced. But on closer inspection you will discover the reason for the high price - each copy is individually crayoned, in BLOCK CAPITALS, by the author herself, AND BY HAND!